- Final technique on "How to stop right-wing talk shows". Crushed Larynx.
- In 2012, Obama introduced his "National Feed the Poor Spam".....without any pork.
- After national health passed, the AMA's medical schools went to the dogs.
- "Cough? Did he just ask me to cough?"....Butch suddenly felt very uneasy with National Health Care and his prostate test.
- Fair warning; "Cut me, I bleed, Squeeze me, I fart".
"A Sleeping Mind Is A Dreamer"