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• That first body piercing is always the toughest.
• Obama's GPS racial micro-chip.....tracking all "Crackers" starts with the pets.
• "Just hold still, Butch. 666 is not as easy to tattoo on you as your owner".
• Is it Pets Mart or Pet Smart? Only Obama knows for sure, and he ain't revealing to public.
• QVC's next big seller; "Battery-operated, Hand Held Ear Scratch", $19.95 + $75.00 carbon Tax......Free Delivery by UPS (Undocumented Persons System, the nearest illegal to your location with a bicycle).